Google Calendar → gCalender

whats wrong with the calender I have on the wall?

it (usually) has enough room to write (yes, with a pen) in appoitments / data, tells me what day/date it is, shows holidays, and even has some theme relavent picture I get to look at all month.

Here! Here!
These newfangled contraptions are just a waste of time.

Back in my day we had our old steam powered computers and they did just fine.

You're all just a bunch of hooligans, now git out of my flower bed!

NV

pen? what's that? :P