Captain Copyright → Think of the CHILDREN!

If the MPAA gets anywhere near my kids I'll rip all their balls off and bite their noses off. Well... If I had kids...

JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN!

"Hey, Captain Copyright, tell us about the doctrine of Fair Use!"
"Why, there's no such thing, kids! Those evil butt pirates would have you believe you can play content you have purchased on more than one of your devices! Yarrr, my ass!"