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Why were geese created?

Geese are loud, annoying as h*ll, their poop is toxic to the environment.

If you believe God created this world: Why did God create this creature?

If you believe this world was created by science/evolution: Why were geese created?

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Specifically to annoy golfers.

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said by aefstoggaflm:

If you believe this world was created thought science/evolution: Why were geese created?
Same reason anything else was created - just because.

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Because no one wanted Christmas Sparrow for dinner?

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Without geese, there would be no Foie Gras.

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Why did god create Rats, Mice, Roaches, Termites, Ants, Flies, Gators, etc???

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Why did god create Rats, Mice, Roaches, Termites, Ants, Flies, Gators, etc???
To make the geese look good?

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there were create for this

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Because they were naturally selected for their enviornment and were best suited. All other species died off because they were not fit.

Kinda depressing if you think about it.

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To make my blankets and pillow stuffing warmer during the cold Winter months.

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to make you ask why and to give people like me pets when we were kids. sounds like someone was either woken up by them or attacked by them. geese are known to give chase and man they bite.

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WE have lots of geese here - have not seen a dead are inthe grass they live in. Their poop is not worse than any other poop - lots of nasty stuff in about all poop.

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said by boogi man:

to make you ask why and to give people like me pets when we were kids. sounds like someone was either woken up by them or attacked by them. geese are known to give chase and man they bite.
When I was about 15 or 16 I had this girlfriend who had a pet goose. Every time I tried to kiss her, the goose would attack me to protect her. Even she could not dissuade the goose from attacking. I was bitten a couple of times and man, did it hurt! Kind of like someone pinching you with a pair of pliers.

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that's evolution, they probably have complaints about things you do, and they're only toxic to manufactured lawns. I've actually enjoyed hearing Geese of all varieties, I dislike alot of people that have more than 1 kid, drive a big truck or hummer that's not needed, and are just annoying to the natural order of things.
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people like that should be ones being hunted.

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said by yuutomo:

that's evolution, they probably have complaints about things you do, and they're only toxic to manufactured lawns. I've actually enjoyed hearing Geese of all varieties, I dislike alot of people that have more than 1 kid, drive a big truck or hummer that's not needed, and are just annoying to the natural order of things.
WTH? Since when do glorified ducks have the mental capacity to complain?

Do the world a favor and go live among grizzly bears.

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Specifically to annoy golfers.
And to give subject matter to posters on Rants and Raves

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people like that should be ones being hunted.
And your reasoning for that?

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people like that should be ones being hunted.
Yeah, I agree. Those guys should have shot way more than the amount in the truck!

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said by heliox:
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people like that should be ones being hunted.
And your reasoning for that?
Senseless killing of innocent beings? Not that I 100% agree with killing anyone for any reason, other than on their own request with a damn good reason. But that is beyond this thread and we really shouldn't get into it here..

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people like that should be ones being hunted.
And your reasoning for that?
Senseless killing of innocent beings? Not that I 100% agree with killing anyone for any reason, other than on their own request with a damn good reason. But that is beyond this thread and we really shouldn't get into it here..
Senseless??? Hunting for food is senseless?

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said by aefstoggaflm:

Geese are loud, annoying as h*ll, their poop is toxic to the environment.

If you believe God created this world: Why did God create this creature?

If you believe this world was created by science/evolution: Why were geese created?

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Shouldn't you be asking...

Why were Humans created?

Humans are much louder, annoying and create much more toxins than geese.

But to answer you naive question, it is because life is the natural progression and evolution of The Universe. Without life, of any kind, the Universe wouldn't become aware of itself.

Nothing or no one ever said any life form should like or dislike each another.
You may hate geese but some people love them.

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Why were geese created?

To have their internal organs removed and replaced with a mixture of mushrooms, sage, onions, freshly crushed black pepper...

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Well, one could argue that hunting wild animals for food is unnecessary, and you could say senseless. Or eating animals at all. (although I think it is natural for us to eat meat,we've evolved that way after all.)
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said by Jrmntr:

Well, one could argue that hunting wild animals for food is unnecessary, and you could say senseless. Or eating animals at all. (although I think it is natural for us to eat meat,we've evolved that way after all.)
Interesting ! I get a kick out of that because I am a hunter (bow only) but also you can't find those animals in your local grocery, and it gives us something to do to balance out our lives.

But would you rather we treated the animal like we do cows then hack of its head and eat it ? I don't get the unnecessary part thats all. Not meant to upset you but I am just wondering.
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Why did god create Rats, Mice, Roaches, Termites, Ants, Flies, etc???
Food for higher carnivores. Gaters are a carnivore used to decrease populations of herbivores.
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Golf players complaining about nature?It is not a sport.It is gay.It is an abomination against nature.
So golfers don't like geese?So what.

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Man, this thread sure turned into Kumbaya Fest. Here is the deal (for both the OP and the tree hugger):

Geese serve a purpose, just because "science" hasn't found that purpose (or we are not aware they found it) doesn't mean they don't.

Kill all Geese and, somewhere, something will be worse off for it.

Now for the tree hugger. Would you feel better if that truck had a box of pre-packaged geese from the corner grocery store?

If you believe in the Bible, then you know that humans were put in this earth to to govern the beasts (before sin) and were given animals as food (after sin).

If you don't believe the Bible, then "evolution" put us in the position we are today. Either way, we end up with geese in the dinner plate whether you like it or not.

Should I say you should be the one harvested, skinned and cooked every time you eat corn or whatever the heck you eat? No.