Friday Open Thread → Parents Sue Myspace

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People please take care of your own child and stop blaming others for your own mistake!!!

In a time when everyone seems responsible for someone else's kids, except the parents, lawsuits like this are now standard operating procedure.

my toe nail hurts

so sue your shoe manufacturer!

don't forget the sockmaker!

Don't forget to indict the manufacturer of toe nail clippers and manicurists emery files as co-conspirators.

Also remember to sue your parents for:

A) Passing along their bad genes to you that were responsible for your abnormal toe-nail; and

B) Failing to take you to a podiatrist when your condition first appeared, while you were a minor under their care.