Apple → [humor] O.J. Simpson is Steve Jobs' hitman

....so says THIS GUY.

Paranoid schizophrenics can be very entertaining.

As long as you don't turn your back on them.

Some of his stuff is hysterical.

It's pretty clear that he gets newspapers and in his distorted-reality state, melds various things that he read into bizarre scenarios.

The concept of things being beamed into his brain is almost ubiquitous among psychotic people.

But if you sat down to talk with him, he could fool you for quite a while before he said something that tipped you off to how crazy he is.

Johnny is also a hitman for Jobs

You know, if that were revealed true I wouldn't be very surprised.

Jobs hasn't had me killed yet, aren't I lucky?

I like Johnny, but I must admit I have questioned a few times if he really were Job's posting under an alias-no joke.

Hehe, I don't think even Steve Jobs has such an unbridled hate towards anything having to do with PC's...

Agreed. You and I have a more tolerant view of PCs than he does. But, he is smart, and can substantiate his opinions with facts, not meaningless "'cuz apple is cool and great" posts.

I might not agree with everything he says, but I do admit he knows what he is talking about, so I respect his opinions.

Yeah. Johnny rocks.

LOL

I do think that that email that was sent on the iPhone launch day was in fact actually from Jobs. I don't think any of his people with the cushy Executive Relations jobs would ever have sent such a comment.