While we personally know many highly skilled and fantastic employees who work directly for Comcast, the quality of Comcast's subcontracted installers has always been a bone of contention, given their occasional tendency toward winding up in the news for falling asleep, murder, digging in the wrong yard, blowing up laptops, dishwashers or homes, torturing kittens, robbery or running into children with vans. The latest black eye for Comcast is courtesy of 31-year-old Shane Wheatley, who is being accused of grinning and masturbating in front of a 24-year-old Port Charlotte, Florida customer.